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Honey Demotivational Poster

YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - but anyone can reproduce

TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am
Fashion is already sick, why get kids involved?
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 7:54 pm
5L's! Easy!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 1:27 pm
Couldn't agree more Vilnius. The Onion had a funny post about this show, basically saying "this is going to end very badly".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2012, 6:07 pm
5L! Love it. I've heard this saying before. I think a variant if it is, "Need training to be an astronaut, license to drive, license to fish, license for a gun, but any a**hole can be your dad."

THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

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Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm

THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!

TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am
I love that sign!

HONEY - The Best Tasting Vomit on the Planet

I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more

TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that ph**oshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of ph**oshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of b***erfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital ph**o and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch b***erflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
DAMMIT - meant ph**oshop like... not ph**oship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP ph**oship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm
d*** I wish I had ph**oshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a g** Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "g** Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm
Looks like g** Skeletor is the new thing around here.


NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here

America -

TAGS: child stars shirley temple honey boo boo
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:46 am
You're right nj, the blame is on those that let it continue by watching the reality tv series about the entire family...
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:37 am
The poor little girl, she was raised with horrible parents. I have nothing against her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:21 pm
They're definitely not the same, but are they playing to the same America?......Not IMO. This might be worth studying. (high fructose corn syrup for thought?)
Bolverk3778 - February 13, 2014, 5:21 pm
Also Shirley spoke English, I have no idea what the other one speaks as I have never understood a word she utters.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:50 am
R.I.P. Shirley Temple


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am
WOW!!!... 5 bees

PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.

TAGS: sprint bill honey skeletor
Rating: 2.76/5

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RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm
I lol'd


TAGS: crime honey flower
Rating: 4.55/5

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Oiler - January 28, 2013, 3:12 pm
You are what you eat...BTW Steve, ever heard of Robert Picton? He killed h***ers and owned a pig farm near Vancouver BC...maybe he read YOUR story.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:31 pm
I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.
doggplant - August 13, 2012, 1:01 am
so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.
Sho - July 22, 2012, 11:24 am
Heheh. Nice
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:54 am
I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"
motifayk - July 21, 2012, 12:42 pm


TAGS: take it honey its for you
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:28 pm
great... seem like killing two birds with one 5tone...
spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:44 pm
Nice one RL.

MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.

HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"

THE LEARNING CHANNEL - For the love of God, tell me it's not seen outside of the United States!

TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by vilnius

spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:30 pm
Unfortunately TLC is in Canada too. "God hep us all"
maoworks2 - October 5, 2012, 8:43 am
Ya We Do In England .

NORMAL PEOPLE - don't steal dirty panties to feel close to someone. Is That What You're Saying?

TAGS: but honey
Rating: 4.67/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:03 am
But..but..she wasnt using them!
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Or, love it. Dammit... 'nother Guinness, please.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Ove it!!!
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:40 pm
Hey, I was only trying to get the laundry together! 5 Poodles!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:26 pm
ROR! 5L Airman!!!


this is what happens -


TAGS: leisure time see you later honey off to the legion
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - May 28, 2009, 7:50 pm
Thanks, considered Workmanship as a title but MWLF's contribution to the Bulgy Challenge (Text: Pride & Craftsmanship (But mostly pride)) made Craftsmanship too funny to pass up.
agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 7:44 pm
Great workmanship.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
I used real duct ***e on the text. Did to.


This.... Is... -

TAGS: this is sparta honey
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 2, 2013, 2:26 pm
I know, I'm always running behind, lol.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:22 am

Excellent poster, except for the time factor~~waaaayyy too long. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 2, 2013, 12:57 am
So that's why some guys say that... wasn't sure.
EmilioDumphque - July 1, 2013, 6:51 pm
Yes, it's important to pronounce it "sam-itch" so you remain charming.

Honey Wagon Train -

TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~





TAGS: ck be bee sweet honey
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - May 19, 2011, 11:02 pm


TAGS: just drop me off on the way honey
Rating: 3.37/5

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spacedog - September 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
5 burning, red h** lions. And red pepper flakes work in a pinch too, experienced it a couple times.
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:37 pm
I'm positive that the ones i'd be soaking ARE drunk. So just to make sure though, I may just go ahead and be drunk myself.....
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:33 pm
and MO, water only fixes drunken stupid
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:32 pm
ya,all you gota say is you know their kid and they head for the hills lol!
Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 9:25 pm
Bear mace... that would be interesting. Do they, by any chance, make a specific mace for pumas? How about cou***s? The middle-aged women should be warned... 5/5
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:22 pm
Water fixes stupid?? Well f***in A right!!!! I'm going into work tomorrow with a super soaker!!!
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm
seen it done in a bet. a little water fixes it. i also seen bear mase sprayed inte face as a bet. work idea ever!!!...or best
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:13 pm
5 tequila stunt men!!! Yeesh!!

Food For Thought -

TAGS: think about it honey boo boo mother man single burn
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:39 pm
Thanks steve now I have an image of some poor bugger with a huge skewer up his *ss sizzling like bacon.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:38 pm
What? I'm sure it was fast and almost painless.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:37 pm
You and Steve-O gave me a great laugh...then I cried cuz I didn't have breakfast or a man.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:30 am
No...he was standing over her Rancor Pit...
GaryO - February 12, 2014, 7:11 pm
What, she had him for breakfast?
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm
Oh, that poor bastard.

Mama June -

TAGS: momma june honey boo boo obese camera extra weight
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - February 20, 2014, 9:13 am
Well….how’d I miss this? No, really……. how?
Oldsod - February 19, 2014, 7:04 pm
Probably the camera with the wide-angle lens, which is hopefully NEVER between her and a pizza...or ten...


TAGS: honey bee s viking mead b***erfly
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2014, 5:40 pm
Honeybees are an invasive species, imported from Europe, so you're good to go. (as are all the new world plants that survived eons without honeybees)


TAGS: life honey flower money
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - September 10, 2012, 1:11 am
lol... I knew it needs something that I don't have, but I didn't know what...

OH GS - I'm so proud of you for cutting back on your drinking. We even have more room in the fridge!

TAGS: you re welcome honey
Rating: 4.29/5

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GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:07 pm
We use Corona as mouthrinse, after a good pull on the Mason Jar
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:05 pm
With corona, I'd make as many trips back to the liquor store as I'd make to the urinal.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:04 pm
12 Corona's?, small load, doesn't even get you started for The Knack of drinking......12 CORONAS!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:53 pm
Gross. I was talking about the beer.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:50 pm
small load, so I did it by hand
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:50 pm
Looks like a delicate load.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:48 pm
Thank you Airman!, but that last one tasted like dirty sock, must have been a Molson. 5L
ICEMAN - March 9, 2010, 8:25 pm
Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are. 5 ice cubes
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 4:19 pm
haha 5L



Birth control -

EFFICIENCY - She always wanted a sports car. I always wanted peace and quiet. 1 old Porsche - brakes = 2 birds 1 stone


TAGS: maybe they just wanted to get away from the honeydos
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 2:04 am
...over *harsh* terrain... Yeah, spelling is my strong suit, don't ya know.
Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 1:44 am
All that walking over harch terrain and canoeing rough waters just to reach the Pacific Northwest coast in winter...lucky they didn't call it Cape That Was A f***ing Waste of Time.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:15 pm
IT's like...I don't know a extended boys night out. Sorry honey but the GPS didn't work. Gee babe, I mean we were making the map and all. Ummm somebody ate the bread crumbs....



HONEY, PLEASE! - That regurgitated nectar with that floured lard ball? No you di'int!

TAGS: honey please meme
Rating: 2.39/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 2:41 am
Funny, and surprisingly the only one with this caption to ACTUALLY include honey. Mmmmm, Honey!
Charles - October 5, 2008, 12:14 am
Another good take on this latest MF meme.


CATHOLIC - What a pain in the ass!

TAGS: mahoney
Rating: 2.11/5

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gregduh - July 20, 2009, 1:28 am
well at least im not catholic, im christian but we dont have alterboys haha
Pope Bigdick IV - October 13, 2008, 10:59 am
The Priesthood: For when you absolutely, positively have to molest an altar boy the next day.
pro - October 13, 2008, 3:23 am
Or: quite a mouthful!

HONEY, PLEASE... - This motherboard with THAT quad core ?

BIT-O-HONEY - *SMACK* Bet ya *SMACK* can't eat *SMACK* just *SMACK* one. *SMACK*

TAGS: bit 0 honey candy
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
It's the stuff that you give back at Halloween
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:05 pm
That's an amsome adjective.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:03 pm
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:02 pm
ot's = it's in failville.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:01 pm
The picture.... ot's been snyderized!

Yum Yum -

Perspective -

TAGS: drones bees honey cubicles comparison
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - November 9, 2015, 4:11 am
Excellent Observation a 5er
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 8, 2015, 6:01 pm
mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:23 am
Cynic,----honeymakers? I have visions of full 'honey trucks' cruising in my head---- Good 1 ! 5 L!

BUGS BUNNY's ex-girlfriend -

TAGS: looney tunes bugs bunny honey bunny
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by HypercatZed

HypercatZed - September 12, 2015, 11:43 am
Lola Bunny an onscure character? Are you serious?
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:20 am
Zed! Where did you find this? Honey and Lola are really obscure characters! I only know because I'm married to a 'Toonhead! LOL!
mizzdizz - September 12, 2015, 9:16 am
Kat had a full change. Bugs is a cross dresser. Honey and Lola are genetic females. Get it RIGHT E.D.!
EmilioDumphque - September 12, 2015, 3:05 am
Caitlyn Bunny?