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Honey Demotivational Poster


YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - but anyone can reproduce


TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:46 am, #250009
Fashion is already sick, why get kids involved?
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 7:54 pm, #242014
5L's! Easy!
spacedog - September 30, 2012, 1:27 pm, #239568
Couldn't agree more Vilnius. The Onion had a funny post about this show, basically saying "this is going to end very badly".
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 27, 2012, 6:07 pm, #239488
5L! Love it. I've heard this saying before. I think a variant if it is, "Need training to be an astronaut, license to drive, license to fish, license for a gun, but any a**hole can be your dad."


THE "LEARNING" CHANNEL - You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


TAGS: learning honey***boo rednecks
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Kazon68 - August 20, 2012, 4:24 pm, #238577
LOL!


THIS PHOTO - Encapsulates everything that's wrong with America




JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

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Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am, #105071
It is Cutie honey. She is h** on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm, #101387
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor ****s. who are the two I'm missing?


INSTANT KARMA -


TAGS: honey i think his first name was sarge or something
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

redhdsrbst - June 15, 2010, 9:26 pm, #180522
Where can I get me two of them signs ... I need a left hander and a right hander :D
CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:22 am, #180408
I love that sign!


HONEY - The Best Tasting Vomit on the Planet




OH YOU'RE A RIOT -




NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




America -


TAGS: child stars shirley temple honey boo boo
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 1, 2014, 12:46 am, #253984
You're right nj, the blame is on those that let it continue by watching the reality tv series about the entire family...
nicholsjoshua15 - April 1, 2014, 12:37 am, #253982
The poor little girl, she was raised with horrible parents. I have nothing against her.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2014, 7:21 pm, #252914
They're definitely not the same, but are they playing to the same America?......Not IMO. This might be worth studying. (high fructose corn syrup for thought?)
Bolverk3778 - February 13, 2014, 5:21 pm, #252913
Also Shirley spoke English, I have no idea what the other one speaks as I have never understood a word she utters.
ughomer - February 12, 2014, 7:50 am, #252844
R.I.P. Shirley Temple


HOONEYMOON PERIOD -


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

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crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm, #223537
5tinger
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am, #223530
WOW!!!... 5 bees


PAY YOUR SPRINT BILL?! - I don't see no ring on this finger.


TAGS: sprint bill honey skeletor
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by maccadinho

RON - September 29, 2008, 4:26 pm, #24290
Thank God you not slow and have no lunch money...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 4:23 pm, #24287
Okay, everyone gets to do one? The gloves are off, I'm a gonna swipe it, too.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 3:17 pm, #24260
I lol'd


GUILTY -


TAGS: crime honey flower
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Sho

Oiler - January 28, 2013, 3:12 pm, #242893
You are what you eat...BTW Steve, ever heard of Robert Picton? He killed h***ers and owned a pig farm near Vancouver BC...maybe he read YOUR story.
SteveFurlong - August 13, 2012, 6:31 pm, #238379
I wouldn't know. I don't watch TV at all. So far as I recall, I'd never heard the idea before writing it myself, but I'd be astonished to find that no one else thought of it first.
doggplant - August 13, 2012, 1:01 am, #238359
so like in that one show? uh criminal minds i think.
Sho - July 22, 2012, 11:24 am, #237520
Heheh. Nice
SteveFurlong - July 22, 2012, 10:54 am, #237518
I wrote a story in which the viewpoint character killed some people, fed them to pigs, and then had the pigs butchered and given to the decedents' families. Reader feedback was an even mix of "Oooh! Gross!" and "Greatest revenge ever!"
motifayk - July 21, 2012, 12:42 pm, #237506
Ta5ty


WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS -


TAGS: take it honey its for you
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

mariand - July 11, 2011, 6:28 pm, #221271
great... seem like killing two birds with one 5tone...
spacedog - July 11, 2011, 5:44 pm, #221268
Nice one RL.


MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.




HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"




THE LEARNING CHANNEL - For the love of God, tell me it's not seen outside of the United States!


TAGS: honey ***boo
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by vilnius

spacedog - October 5, 2012, 1:30 pm, #239789
Unfortunately TLC is in Canada too. "God hep us all"
maoworks2 - October 5, 2012, 8:43 am, #239776
Ya We Do In England .


NORMAL PEOPLE - don't steal dirty panties to feel close to someone. Is That What You're Saying?


TAGS: but honey
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Airman

jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:03 am, #189243
But..but..she wasnt using them!
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm, #189128
Or, love it. Dammit... 'nother Guinness, please.
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm, #189127
Ove it!!!
BoneCD - August 12, 2010, 8:40 pm, #189106
Hey, I was only trying to get the laundry together! 5 Poodles!
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 7:26 pm, #189088
ROR! 5L Airman!!!


I LOVE THIS SONG! - What is love, Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more Oh, baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me no more


TAGS: doris skeletor rave what is love honey please
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

Amy - October 10, 2008, 5:03 pm, #26951
omg skeletor RULES! love this poster! rofl
Charles - October 3, 2008, 5:51 pm, #25513
MWLF, another clever poster! The logo for GIMP is all wrong, it's so obvious though.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 11:39 am, #24756
From what I know, GIMP won't do everything that ph**oshop does, but certainly has enough power to do almost everything ps does, and certainly more than you need to make these posters.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:55 pm, #24548
Now THAT'S old school, yo.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:53 pm, #24546
-- here. I also cheat sometimes and use plain old moths. :)
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm, #24545
Does it work the same/have the same benefits of ph**oshop?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 1:52 pm, #24544
Or you can do what I do, which is to arrange tiny bits of b***erfly wing on my back lawn until I have the desired image, then I take a digital ph**o and upload it. It took about a thousand monarch b***erflies to get the orangish color in the background he
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm, #24534
DAMMIT - meant ph**oshop like... not ph**oship - hahaha
TJ - September 30, 2008, 1:30 pm, #24533
Porcelina.... download the free GIMP ph**oship like tool. Its free.... only takes a little getting used to.
RON - September 30, 2008, 1:17 pm, #24527
if made into poster...I,ll buy one...so much genius in poster...background..picking the right song...WOW...hard to believe, u getting better and better.
Drenix - September 30, 2008, 1:03 pm, #24519
Cant help but to think about "A night at Silent Hill" on Youtube...
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:57 pm, #24516
.....To most last names where it's automatically spelt wrong and you need to add it.
Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 12:56 pm, #24514
d*** I wish I had ph**oshop on this computer. As soon as I go to school I'm making a g** Chuck Norris poster. Anyone notice that on spell check Chuck and Norris is automatically in there, as opposed
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:43 am, #24493
OMG, what a great idea for a poster!
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:03 am, #24459
while funny, it is the onset of a dangerous thing.. i mean.. sooner or later someone is going to post a "g** Chuck Norris" and then we'll all die
Agamemnon218 - September 29, 2008, 8:13 pm, #24378
Skeletor transcends all gender roles traditional and otherwise.
RON - September 29, 2008, 7:31 pm, #24361
5,s...5,s...5,s forever...lol
Captain Douchebag - September 29, 2008, 7:20 pm, #24350
Looks like g** Skeletor is the new thing around here.


MAN TIME -




CRAFTSMANSHIP -


TAGS: leisure time see you later honey off to the legion
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sean - May 28, 2009, 7:50 pm, #82748
Thanks, considered Workmanship as a title but MWLF's contribution to the Bulgy Challenge (Text: Pride & Craftsmanship (But mostly pride)) made Craftsmanship too funny to pass up.
agdaniele - May 28, 2009, 7:44 pm, #82743
Great workmanship.
Sean - May 28, 2009, 6:23 pm, #82719
I used real duct ***e on the text. Did to.


KATIE BOO BOO -




This.... Is... -


TAGS: this is sparta honey
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 2, 2013, 2:26 pm, #247250
I know, I'm always running behind, lol.
lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:22 am, #247243

Excellent poster, except for the time factor~~waaaayyy too long. 5L
thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 2, 2013, 12:57 am, #247226
So that's why some guys say that... wasn't sure.
EmilioDumphque - July 1, 2013, 6:51 pm, #247219
Yes, it's important to pronounce it "sam-itch" so you remain charming.


this is what happens -




Honey Wagon Train -


TAGS: honey wagon swimming pools
Rating: 4.88/5

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lgvernon - August 12, 2013, 6:29 pm, #248574

This made me laugh and EWWWW all at the same time!~


BUZZ -




OCCAM'S RAZOR -




NIGHTSHIFT FACE -




CALVIN KLEIN -


TAGS: ck be bee sweet honey
Rating: 4.6/5

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Greeny - May 19, 2011, 11:02 pm, #218787
lol


EMERGENCY ROOM -


TAGS: just drop me off on the way honey
Rating: 3.37/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

spacedog - September 15, 2009, 11:36 pm, #118194
5 burning, red h** lions. And red pepper flakes work in a pinch too, experienced it a couple times.
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:37 pm, #118158
I'm positive that the ones i'd be soaking ARE drunk. So just to make sure though, I may just go ahead and be drunk myself.....
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:33 pm, #118157
and MO, water only fixes drunken stupid
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:32 pm, #118156
ya,all you gota say is you know their kid and they head for the hills lol!
Bartimaeus - September 15, 2009, 9:25 pm, #118154
Bear mace... that would be interesting. Do they, by any chance, make a specific mace for pumas? How about cou***s? The middle-aged women should be warned... 5/5
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:22 pm, #118153
Water fixes stupid?? Well f***in A right!!!! I'm going into work tomorrow with a super soaker!!!
CANADA - September 15, 2009, 9:16 pm, #118151
seen it done in a bet. a little water fixes it. i also seen bear mase sprayed inte face as a bet. work idea ever!!!...or best
MO - September 15, 2009, 9:13 pm, #118147
5 tequila stunt men!!! Yeesh!!


Food For Thought -


TAGS: think about it honey boo boo mother man single burn
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:39 pm, #252898
Thanks steve now I have an image of some poor bugger with a huge skewer up his *ss sizzling like bacon.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:38 pm, #252897
What? I'm sure it was fast and almost painless.
MissPriss - February 13, 2014, 2:37 pm, #252896
You and Steve-O gave me a great laugh...then I cried cuz I didn't have breakfast or a man.
steve1961 - February 13, 2014, 9:30 am, #252872
No...he was standing over her Rancor Pit...
GaryO - February 12, 2014, 7:11 pm, #252857
What, she had him for breakfast?
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm, #252856
Oh, that poor bastard.
Cannabal - February 12, 2014, 6:37 pm, #252855
Oh, that poor bastard.


Mama June -


TAGS: momma june honey boo boo obese camera extra weight
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - February 20, 2014, 9:13 am, #253121
Well….how’d I miss this? No, really……. how?
Oldsod - February 19, 2014, 7:04 pm, #253098
Probably the camera with the wide-angle lens, which is hopefully NEVER between her and a pizza...or ten...


MEAD -


TAGS: honey bee s viking mead b***erfly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2014, 5:40 pm, #256889
Honeybees are an invasive species, imported from Europe, so you're good to go. (as are all the new world plants that survived eons without honeybees)


ALL IT TAKES -


TAGS: life honey flower money
Rating: 4.89/5

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mariand - September 10, 2012, 1:11 am, #239051
lol... I knew it needs something that I don't have, but I didn't know what...


OH GS - I'm so proud of you for cutting back on your drinking. We even have more room in the fridge!


TAGS: you re welcome honey
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:07 pm, #163535
We use Corona as mouthrinse, after a good pull on the Mason Jar
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 9:05 pm, #163534
With corona, I'd make as many trips back to the liquor store as I'd make to the urinal.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 9:04 pm, #163532
12 Corona's?, small load, doesn't even get you started for The Knack of drinking......12 CORONAS!
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:53 pm, #163530
Gross. I was talking about the beer.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:50 pm, #163529
small load, so I did it by hand
agdaniele - March 9, 2010, 8:50 pm, #163528
Looks like a delicate load.
GreyScorpion - March 9, 2010, 8:48 pm, #163527
Thank you Airman!, but that last one tasted like dirty sock, must have been a Molson. 5L
ICEMAN - March 9, 2010, 8:25 pm, #163514
Now that's funny. I don't care who ya are. 5 ice cubes
Nickisme123 - March 9, 2010, 4:19 pm, #163463
haha 5L


NEWLYWEDS -




MARRIAGE -




Birth control -




EFFICIENCY - She always wanted a sports car. I always wanted peace and quiet. 1 old Porsche - brakes = 2 birds 1 stone




LEWIS & CLARK EXPEDITION -


TAGS: maybe they just wanted to get away from the honeydos
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 2:04 am, #133722
...over *harsh* terrain... Yeah, spelling is my strong suit, don't ya know.
Preacher Man - November 3, 2009, 1:44 am, #133718
All that walking over harch terrain and canoeing rough waters just to reach the Pacific Northwest coast in winter...lucky they didn't call it Cape That Was A f***ing Waste of Time.
BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:15 pm, #133508
IT's like...I don't know a extended boys night out. Sorry honey but the GPS didn't work. Gee babe, I mean we were making the map and all. Ummm somebody ate the bread crumbs....


COUCH POTATOS -




LOVE'S PRESERVES -




HONEY, PLEASE! - That regurgitated nectar with that floured lard ball? No you di'int!


TAGS: honey please meme
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ronindifferent

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 5, 2008, 2:41 am, #25794
Funny, and surprisingly the only one with this caption to ACTUALLY include honey. Mmmmm, Honey!
Charles - October 5, 2008, 12:14 am, #25771
Another good take on this latest MF meme.


HONEY, PLEASE -




CATHOLIC - What a pain in the ass!


TAGS: mahoney
Rating: 2.11/5

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gregduh - July 20, 2009, 1:28 am, #97349
well at least im not catholic, im christian but we dont have alterboys haha
Pope Bigdick IV - October 13, 2008, 10:59 am, #27368
The Priesthood: For when you absolutely, positively have to molest an altar boy the next day.
pro - October 13, 2008, 3:23 am, #27332
Or: quite a mouthful!


HONEY, PLEASE... - This motherboard with THAT quad core ?




BIT-O-HONEY - *SMACK* Bet ya *SMACK* can't eat *SMACK* just *SMACK* one. *SMACK*


TAGS: bit 0 honey candy
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

BoneCD - August 11, 2009, 9:26 pm, #107351
It's the stuff that you give back at Halloween
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:05 pm, #107343
That's an amsome adjective.
Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 9:03 pm, #107342
LOL!!!
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:02 pm, #107340
ot's = it's in failville.
agdaniele - August 11, 2009, 9:01 pm, #107339
The picture.... ot's been snyderized!


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